The board of tourism for Big Ass Lake contacted me. It was a short conversation. Basically, they love my ideas, and think I should be the founding bitch of the tourism board. So, there you have it- I'm in charge. I think spouse referred to that as a hostile take over, or something.
Now that I've taken over, let's get things done up right!
You can now buy shirts with the Big Ass Lake - USA name on them. They're awesome, so buy one for every poor sap that didn't get to go.