Tonight, I'm drunk tweeting in the New Year, and prostitweeting myself out for new followers. One of my things is posting stupid ass shit that will likely get you arrested, shot, or even more drunk if you actually do it.
Here's the list.
(I'm on drink 3)
1. Drunk Christmas Carol your neighbors at 11pm. Accept any and all invites for free drinks.
2. Order a pizza for your babysitter. Include a note: "Shh... they're watching you..." Wait for freaked out phone call.
3. Go back and Drunk carol another neighbor. This time, add another song for each free drink.
4. Take a Bath. In your neighbor's tub. Ask for a scrubbie for your back.
5. Rent a monkey. Because WHY NOT?!?
6. Call McDonalds. Ask if they deliver. Prepare a lengthy closing argument as to why they should consider delivery.
7. Post a vlog love letter. At the end, reveal that the letter is to your phone company. SWAK!
8. Start a drunk tweet NYE party.
9. Dress the cat up in a Snowman costume. Remember that you hate animals in clothing.
....also? I was Twitter Jailed on NYE. Which at first, was a goal, and sounded cool. Now? I have NO ONE to tweet with!
My accounts can be found here:
@AnnaNonamus <----everyday fucked up crazy ass shit account
@JailedAnna <----my "I was too chatty today" account
HAPPY NEW YEAR, Ya'll!