Er. Older. I forgot Spouse was older. Or rather, I assigned his oldness to the wrong day of the week. Of COURSE I know when his birthday is. It's just that I knew we were going somewhere specific in conjunction with his birthday, and so in my head, that day is the day I was thinking of for his birthday.
It's all rather silly, really. I talked to my mother on Monday. She asked how old Spouse would be the next day. I was like, Whaa....?
Then I was all, Oh.... fuck me. Tomorrow IS his birthday. And also, not Thursday as I had in my head.
So, on Tuesday, Spouse turned Older. Not today as previously planned. But, I totally still rocked that shit out, and got him his gifts early. Or, on time. Whatever.
And also, Mapquest is a fucking moron today. Today, Spouse and I are going to go waste money & time at the amusement park, sans kids. Because I bought us season passes. That's the kind of loving wife I am. Oh, sure, I bought some for the kids, too.
But back to Mapquest. I know where it's at, but I wanted to verify an exit number quick, so I plug in our hometown, and the exact address of the park.
Mapquest spits this shit out:
We could not find a direct route between *****, MI and Amusement Park, MI.
But that's all right, because I know how to get there. I just needed to check when to switch highways. Because I have EYES, Mapquest.