This is how people find me. I'm not even joking.
Today, 3 people looked up Cat Penis Spikes, and found this blog. I don't think I've ever even talked about the three topics in the same post like ever. Also, I wonder why they were looking it up, AND, why they bypassed the pages and pages of CatMD sites to choose mine. I'm not sure I want to know.
Additionally, Bear Meets Girl has been a search hit for me. I'm averaging like 3 a day since posting about that... um... book? Sure, we'll go with book. It has words. It's got a cover photo. A blurbologist worked his magic on the back. Yes, it's settled, we'll call it a book.
I apparently pop up on the 1st page of Google when you look up the book, which has been helpful. Here's hoping repeated posts only ensure that I pull in people who look up cat penis spikes AND bear meets girl.




I get google hits everyday on my post "My Wife is Turning Me Gay" search words are VERY disturbing! Most come from the very religious Mid-East....just sayin
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I have a riot every day looking up how people find me. Most are getting predictable, but every now and then, things like this pop up to mystify and amaze me.
DeleteI'm still trying to figure out how for weeks my blog was getting referrals from an anti-Obama site. Like seriously - I'm about as non-political as it gets. I don't know that the words president, politics or Obama ever were on my blog, but somehow I was getting a dozen or so referrals from some campaign site all the same.
ReplyDeleteThough Cat Spike Penis is still far more disturbing.
Our cat's name is Spike, and my 9 year old daughter was curious about cat anatomy. So here we are..and we're kind of disturbed by that angry green-haired girl with all the silver body paint! :-o
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to see a cat dick because I want to know how they hurt the chicks when they get fucked.
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