This is how people find me. I'm not even joking.
Today, 3 people looked up Cat Penis Spikes, and found this blog. I don't think I've ever even talked about the three topics in the same post like ever. Also, I wonder why they were looking it up, AND, why they bypassed the pages and pages of CatMD sites to choose mine. I'm not sure I want to know.
Additionally, Bear Meets Girl has been a search hit for me. I'm averaging like 3 a day since posting about that... um... book? Sure, we'll go with book. It has words. It's got a cover photo. A blurbologist worked his magic on the back. Yes, it's settled, we'll call it a book.
I apparently pop up on the 1st page of Google when you look up the book, which has been helpful. Here's hoping repeated posts only ensure that I pull in people who look up cat penis spikes AND bear meets girl.