Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Meijer Throwing Cheese

Lorelei is like cheese- she gets better with age. This quote prompted Minion 1 to scoff and say, "Cheese does NOT get better with time."

I then explained that GOOD cheese is aged, and thus, gets better with time. Not cheese slices from Meijer (a local super store, similar to a super Walmart). Because cheese slices just get hard, and become weapons.

You know, like Chinese Throwing Stars. Only, Cheese. Like Meijer Fighting Cheese.

We decided that we should set up a room to age our cheese slices, but only, we're going to cut it into shapes with cookie cutters first. This way, it'll be pretty aged cheese. Aged in the way that it grows completely rock hard, and will thus become a weapon.

We are going to be in big business with this whole underground weapons trading thing.


We are totally going to spray paint them, add glitter, and spray em down with perfume. PRETTY weapons, people. PRETTY!

1 comment:

  1. Meijer fighting cheese... I'm concerned. And investing in goggles now. :)