I love you, my Orphans

This summer, I was a bad blog mom. I abandoned all of you. I was gone non-stop, and I was never writing down my awesomely hilarious little quirky moments. Well, awesomely hilarious in my own little mind. Quirky in everyone's mind.

A quick numbers run down of summer:

8 Amusement Park visits (season passes)
2 Indoor Waterpark visits
1 Trip to splash in waterfalls
1 Island visit
3 Great Lakes
3 States
2 Trips to Chicago
2 Historical Villages
2 Girl Scout events
1 Wedding
1 Garage Sale
Lots of Alcohol
1 misplaced license
1 found license
1 new replacement license


So, here are some pictures from the summer I had.

June:

I photographed the wedding of my friend C's sister.

Spent a fun day on Lake Michigan with my aunt and Minion 1, plus some friends and family

Went to Traverse City for 3 days with my daughter's girl scout troop!

July:

Spent most of a week being wild and crazy up north in Michigan. I took my 2 girls, and my niece and we camped. We were stuck in a tent during 2 nasty thunder storms. We played in waterfalls. We stuck our toes in Lake Michigan, Lake Huron, and Lake Superior- 3 great lakes in 1 week!

Spouse and I took Minion 2 and 3 to Chicago to the Museum of Science and Industry. Long day, but lots of fun!

 

Spent a fun weekend with my mom at her house, which sits on a small lake. Worked hard doing a yard sale, and played even harder at night- boats, swimming, drinking, and partying!

Took the girls to Grand Haven for the Coast Guard Festival- swam, walked the pier, walked the boardwalk, watched the musical fountain, and had a blast!

August: 

Spent a few days camping in Muskegon with Minion 3, my cousin, and her daughter. Followed this up with a day of just Minion 3 and me in Ludington on the beach. We shopped, we walked a mile out to a lighthouse, and went up in it!

We also just spent a busy weekend driving all over. On Saturday, Spouse and I took Minion 3 to a Girl Scout event in Dearborn at Ford's Greenfield Village. We had a blast, and enjoyed a great day.

Then on Sunday, I drove back to Chicago with Minion 3, my friend K, and her two kids, J & C. We went back to the MSI for the day.

It has been a LONG busy summer. And Fall is shaping up to be busy- I volunteered to be Minion 3's co-leader for her Girl Scout troop. I figure, I'm already helping out on every event, might as well show up for all the meetings, as well! ;)

With that, I already have 3 weekends away from home planned from mid-September until early November. Meanwhile, Spouse has to go out of town for 3-5 days for work in October. He might wind up in Anaheim, CA or DC, or NYC. Or, Ohio. Yes, the choices!

If it's Anaheim? I'm TOTALLY fucking crashing that trip, and spending a few days at Disneyland. ;)

Mind Power, Todd, Mind Power

In Christmas Story (arguably one of the best pieces of motion picture history ever, or at least, in my house at Christmas time), the Old Man unveils his Major Award to the street by lighting that sucker up in the front window at night.

When his neighbor asks how he won it, he says "Mind power, Svede, mind power."

And that, apparently, is how women in this century get pregnant. Mind power.

Like, you can totally be laying there, and decide with the power of your mind, that it's just not the right time to get knocked up. Or maybe you decide, THIS IS IT! Time to get knocked up! In the family way!

Yes, this is in response to Akin's backwoods comments regarding women, rape, and pregnancy.

I'll spare you from the political theatrics. We all have seen it, we all have heard most of the great one liners, and we all have our own thoughts as to whether or not Akin belongs in a mental institution. I lean towards yes.

Mostly, what I have kicking around in my head, is the vision of a woman squinting her eyes in concentration (not in orgasmic bliss, mind you), with two fingers pressed to her temples as she tries to decide- "Baby yes, or no? Hmm..."

Who needs birth control? Us women? We have mind power, Todd, mind power.

Hell... I think I'll start working on that whole period thing. Because after 3 minions? I have no need for it. Why do I keep torturing myself with it? Must ditch that before next month. Yes, exactly.

Meijer Throwing Cheese

Lorelei is like cheese- she gets better with age. This quote prompted Minion 1 to scoff and say, "Cheese does NOT get better with time."

I then explained that GOOD cheese is aged, and thus, gets better with time. Not cheese slices from Meijer (a local super store, similar to a super Walmart). Because cheese slices just get hard, and become weapons.

You know, like Chinese Throwing Stars. Only, Cheese. Like Meijer Fighting Cheese.

We decided that we should set up a room to age our cheese slices, but only, we're going to cut it into shapes with cookie cutters first. This way, it'll be pretty aged cheese. Aged in the way that it grows completely rock hard, and will thus become a weapon.

We are going to be in big business with this whole underground weapons trading thing.

Edited:

We are totally going to spray paint them, add glitter, and spray em down with perfume. PRETTY weapons, people. PRETTY!