Because You're A Moron

Dirty, Sexy!

2012-03-01T14:30:00.000-05:00

Back in July, I made a post that has become the most popular one here. How it became popular, I'm still baffled over, but popular it was. That was a little post about the hotness that is Jared Padalecki on his birthday. Including topless photos of his hotness. Well, today is another day of honor. It's Jensen Ackles birthday. Jensen is the other half of the hotness brothers that make up Sam and

Then there was that one time... (Updated)

2012-02-29T09:55:00.002-05:00

Last night, Spouse got home, and I needed O.U.T. of the house. Mostly, I needed to go to the store, and I've been without a debit card for like 3 weeks now. Long story short? My card expires today, but the week before I went to Disney, it started getting rejected about 50% of the time I tried to use it at stores. Then, when I WENT to Disney, I didn't bring it, just because it's fucking useless.

This guy is my new hero.

2012-02-24T17:29:00.000-05:00

I saw this today, and about died. This guy? My new hero. I wonder- is he available for house calls?

Lent and Giving Shit Up

2012-02-22T21:34:00.000-05:00

I'm admittedly not a Catholic in any way shape or form. But, there seems to be a lot of people giving shit up right now. Cigarettes, food, twitter (what. the. hell.), etc. So, Spouse and I decided to jump on the band wagon. As we're not Catholics, we weren't sure the rules, so we came up with something that would be hard to give up, and plan to try for the best. I decided to give up vegetables.

Bitch, I Will Cut You!

2012-02-12T17:18:00.000-05:00

I think I have told ya'll that I'm as socially awkward as they get, right? Well, I also have weird ticks. Things I have to do. Things I can't help. One of those weird ticks is my blanket. When I was a child, I had a quilt with a satin edge on it. I got used to falling asleep with it- I would weave the edge around my fingers, and rub at it. Fast forward about 15 years. I had long out grown the

Words of Wisdom

2012-02-09T06:58:00.000-05:00

Yes, exactly.

Wife Of The Year, Take 2

2012-02-08T14:28:00.004-05:00

Last week, I took Spouse to see the Pistons. Before that, we shopped, he spent money on me, and we ate at the Rainforest Cafe. It was a great evening! During the game, I realized the REAL reason I was SUDDENLY very excited to go to a sporting event. Maybe some back story real fast. It was 90's night at the Palace of Auburn Hills. They played lots of fun music. The cheerleaders, dance team, and

Words of Wisdom

2012-02-05T12:56:00.000-05:00

I love my family, but having them all up in my social media? Well, let's just say we're all over reactors, and take everything we read to a whole new level of crazy. So, here's my words of wisdom for today.

Words of Wisdom

2012-02-01T00:28:00.000-05:00

Something everyone needs a lesson in remembering from time to time.

Turning a Druggie into an Icon

2012-01-30T23:24:00.001-05:00

So imagine if you will... You have a beautiful, insecure, depressive young woman. She turns to alcohol and drugs to numb the pain of a depression she can't get out of. She goes from marriage to marriage, sometimes being faithful, and sometimes cheating her husband. When she's single, she's sleeping with guys who have wives, and not hiding it well. All the while, the drug use and alcohol use is

All Things Spouse Related

2012-01-29T02:20:00.000-05:00

This week, Spouse got a highly anticipated, much hoped for promotion, and a hefty 16% pay raise along with it. I'll take a moment while you congratulate him. And while you image all the crap I can buy with an extra 16% every month. Ok, 12-13% after taxes. When I met Spouse, he was going to college, and working part time at it. Fast forward way too many years, and he was working full time at the

Filled with Danger & Excitement

2012-01-25T09:52:00.000-05:00

This weekend was packed. We're fairly un-involved people. Our kids are not in 50 million projects. We don't run from one spot to the next. Most of the time, the biggest thrill of the weekend is if we decide to ditch the minions to go see a movie. Not so, this weekend. This weekend included not 1, not 2, but THREE social events with various groups/family. We will start off with the dangerous

Pintervention

2012-01-20T23:12:00.000-05:00

I've coined a new phrase: Pintervention. The act of interfering in my love of Pinterest in the hopes of rekindling my love of Twitter.

True Love Is...

2012-01-20T07:56:00.000-05:00

Last night, Spouse and I were in bed watching The Walking Dead, when we had this conversation. Spouse: I love you, but if you zombie out, I am not letting you eat my brains. Me, very serious like as I turn towards him: I would totally let you eat me. THAT's true love. Spouse: Yeah, but you'd just be a light snack.* I totally made that last part up, because I don't remember his response, but

Words of Wisdom

2012-01-19T10:16:00.000-05:00

Yes, pretty much exactly. No one is ever worth letting you lose who you are. You have a sparkle, a shine, and it's uniquely you. No one deserves to lose that.

And that's why I can't be let out in public

2012-01-19T09:54:00.000-05:00

So, all I really had for this post, is the title. Which, honestly, Spouse would agree with, even if there isn't a story behind it. My friend K told me I haven't been posting much, which is true. So many reasons. I'm working again. (from home), which takes up time. I'm Disney obsessed (which is nothing new, but the obsession is at a high point right now). I'm not sleeping hardly at all at night (

Words of Wisdom

2012-01-10T17:03:00.000-05:00

I know, it's been ages since I had a Words of Wisdom post. But, this one is special, ya know? Just too special not to share. I feel that these words are words to live by.

Darkside of Disney Review

2012-01-02T12:31:00.000-05:00

As some of you have read in the past, I have a minor obsession with all things Disney. Well, some things have come up, and fingers crossed, I'm going in February with my friend K and her two kids. It's a long story- some of it has been posted here in a ball gripping, world ranting way. I'll spare you more details. Some of you may catch on to what happened, others will be staring at your screens

Drunk Tweeting in the New Year!

2011-12-31T22:12:00.000-05:00

Tonight, I'm drunk tweeting in the New Year, and prostitweeting myself out for new followers. One of my things is posting stupid ass shit that will likely get you arrested, shot, or even more drunk if you actually do it. Here's the list. (I'm on drink 3) 1. Drunk Christmas Carol your neighbors at 11pm. Accept any and all invites for free drinks. 2. Order a pizza for your babysitter. Include a

Nothing Makes You Crave Therapy Like Christmas and Family

2011-12-26T17:34:00.000-05:00

Seriously- if you get through the holiday season without wanting to strangle SOMEONE in your family, then you must have some seriously happy meds by your side. The kids had a great holiday. And of course, I didn't escape unscathed. I came through being stuck in the middle of people being pissy over stuff they can't control. So, I've decided that my New Year's resolution is to start my year off

Shopping... at 3am

2011-12-24T11:33:00.000-05:00

I've got some sinus problems. My go-to medicine for this issue is usually liquid Tylenol Cold- the blue shit that tastes like propane. Actually, that's what we call it, Propane. I have a hypersensitivity to a lot of cold medicines- one of the main active ingredients leaves me buzzed feeling and out of it for days. I've never had that issue with Sudafed or Tylenol Cold. Until last night. Tylenol

Death of a Micro Machine

2011-12-19T13:59:00.000-05:00

This past weekend was Holiday Purgatory for us. 4 Christmas parties over 2 days, all of them 75+ miles from home. In 2 different directions. The first 3 are near each other- we did those Saturday, stayed with my mom Saturday night, then headed up to the 4th party on Sunday. It's about 75 miles away to the first 3. Then 75 miles from there to the next party. Then, from there, about 85 miles back

Holiday Goodies

2011-12-14T00:29:00.003-05:00

This past weekend, I took Minion 1 and 3 over to my Mom's and we baked the shit out of the weekend. We made some great things. Some good things. Some cruddy things. And we may have even fucked a few things up. But we walked away with like 800 pounds of holiday sugar, so pretty much the weekend was a win. Here are a few winners from the weekend. SOOO easy- buy pre-made dough in the break-apart

Geeze, Spouse, Unsupportive Much?

2011-12-13T11:32:00.000-05:00

Today, someone I know is off to court to deal with a rather touchy, important matter. Today, I can't go. Minion 3 was nominated for an award, and the ceremony is tomorrow, right in the middle. I asked Spouse if he could come home early to go to that, and I would go to the other. Due to work, he said he can't, then said that was good- it would keep me out of trouble. I said what, me? Trouble? He

Anna and the Asshole Soda Bottles

2011-12-08T23:57:00.000-05:00

The other day, after my shoot-me-in-the-head appointment, I got rewarded for good behavior with my new addiction, Mt. Dew Game Fuel - the orangish red citrusy shit. It says citrus in it, so it's practically the same health benefit as eating a grapefruit for breakfast. I think. Anyway, I'm a sipper- I sip a bottle of soda all freakin day. So when it was time to lay down, I sat it next to me on

I Got Shot In The Head

2011-12-07T21:50:00.000-05:00

Like, for reals. But, first up? This is me. It's just a pain in the ass to blur and orangify or greenify myself every time I post a photo. Screw that. Also? Names not really Anna, but I prefer it, so we'll stick with that. Today was my 3-month pain clinic appointment. I have arthritis, a bone spur, and am prone to bulging discs all in the same C-spine region, so I have a lot of trouble with

Crazy People and Blogging

2011-12-06T08:53:00.000-05:00

Crazy people are willing to fail embarrassingly publicly to risk succeeding epically. - Forbes Blogging Article I can stand by that. What I do, both here and live in person, is let go of the 'rules' that surround us on a day to day basis. I just don't care what the social norms are, because I've never fit them. Whether I am running around a store saying crazy stuff and laughing, or if I'm

Real Conversation: C & Some Bitch

2011-12-03T13:21:00.000-05:00

Today, C calls me up, and she's all - this is one FOR THE BLOG. So, I have her permission to totally post this shit, and embarrass the hell out of her :) So the other day, she's at her 2 year old's dance class talking to another mom, and mentions she's a SAHM. The other mom cracked a joke, and said, "Oh, so you're a woman of leisure?" And C just fucking LOST IT. She reamed this chick out about

Kids are like Parasites

2011-11-30T14:42:00.000-05:00

So today, @IbecameMyDad wrote up a post on his blog, I've Become My Parents, about a question I asked. Why are kids such assholes around other parents? Or is that just mine? I won't post spoilers, so go read it. Afterwards, we remarked on how much more helpful it would be to harness all that evil energy, and turn it into something good. Like free air conditioning, or something. But, in the

Blogging Is Like Posting Your Diary

2011-11-29T08:53:00.001-05:00