Dragon Sex <------ Wtf, ya'll. Seriously. A big giant, WTF?
Drips of Sweat <---who looks this shit up? And WHERE DID IT LAND YOU????
Cat Penis <----this is my own fault.
people eating donkey balls - I have no words.
chinese cheese mankini - WTF?
Bitch with puppies - .....
Dogs with Human Boobs - It really makes me wonder at the state of the world.
Big and Hairy Clit - totally.
cow ass - Yes... Cow Ass.
Dirty Happy Birthday - You're Welcome, Jared Padalecki.
handicapped pee bag - There really are no words.
i'm half full, i'm half empty, i think this is pee - What. The. Fuck.
wisdom for mondays - Yes, I do provide that, by the bucketful.
bitchslap tell her twice - As opposed to once, or thrice.
captain america panties - I was blinking, then laughing at this one.
Speak Up Bitch - Yes, someone found me typing that in. NO PROBLEM! I speak up a LOT, BITCH!
American Spoiled Teenager - Hope they liked what they found.
+meggings - Yeah, someone wanted to know all about that shit. I had a commenter offering to throw rocks at any guy rocking the meggings look. I second that.
Shitlips - And I thought that phrase was unique to me. Perhaps some weird ass fetish?
donkey balls - And they found ME!!
Weird Looking Teens - Allllll right.
Kittyporn - Yes, someone looked that shit up.
al gore stupid
you been on my mind all day - Why thank you!
because your a moron keyhole - I feel... Proud that someone specifically looked up my review of TRACEY the BRAINDEAD waitress. I feel tears coming on.
came and get your kids they are fucking up the lawn - W. T. F.
that shit on your lip has shit on its lip - ......oooook
sex moving images - I almost feel bad for this poor sod, because he certainly didn't find what he was looking for.
Power Asshole - Seriously. Not sure what page they found, or what they were looking for. Not sure I want to know. This may even be my new favorite.
Zombies Be Prepared - Well, that's just smart thinking there.
Planking - All right, ya'll, this shit's apparently popular, because there have been no less than at least 25 different phrases typed in to do with planking that lead people here.
Blog sand crotch micromachine - ok, this actually still my favorite.
Jared Padelecki - Really, who can blame them?
Jensen + Jared + Tom Welling Pictures - Again, who can blame them? Those guys are HOT.
Angry Eyebrows - Sure.
+ass lake that - I'm curious... what did the ass lake do?
Knock, Knock Motherfucker - They were looking for The Bloggess. They found me. I'm flattered!
whats ass burgers - Or, what's Aspergers, asshole.
Emma roberts clothes - Huh. Not sure I've ever even talked about her.
wish you were here post card
you might be a parent if
youre a moron
i work save because
graphic delivery and labor pictures videos - W. T. F. 3 separate people, ya'll. 3.